This here blog is frequently inspired by the mad writing skillz that occur in the posts, comments and forum of…
The Pioneer Woman Sux
The Marlboro Woman
This is a shout out to the writers of those two sites and all the funny people who comment. You complete me!
My name is Pie Near Woman! I smell like money and I taste like butter. I can lactate whipping cream on demand. Anyone want a latte? Welcome to my Fantasy Foiblin' Frontier!
And God totally caves.
It has nothing to do with this click.
Git yerself a couple a' cowboys and make one today!!!
The recipe that started it all!
Thanks Aunt Carol Sue!