Oh my goodness! Today I am so channelling Scarlett O’ Hara! Or is that Viven Leigh? I don’t even know! But I do know that I am feeling super southern! And nothing says southern to me like my Aunt Edna Mae’s escalloped cabbage surprise!
And I think we all know what that means!
It’s time for the County Fair!!!
Well fiddledee dee!
Look at me me meeee!
I’m Scarlett O’Hara!
Or is it Vivien Leigh?
Looky what I got!
It’s a vegetable!
Can you guess which one?
Anyone out there?
I said ATTENTION WORLD!!!!
Tap, tap, tap.
This thing on?
Looks like ya’ll caught me making some Cherry Limeade in my slinky skivvies!
I am SO embarrased!
Geez! You all know how self conscious I am about my body.
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you at least seven hundred times before!
I AM SO SELF CONSCIOUS OF MY BODY!!!
After unabashedly eating all the appetizers herself, Charlie destroyed the fig pizza.
Her cowgirl friends were now starving and she had not even one morsel of food to feed them.
Twenty WHOLE miles separated the ranch from grocery store sustenance!
And even then they would be left tragically basil-less!!
Would Pie Near find a way to feed her friends some girly grub?
Or were they quite simply…
It’s Ree here!
Do I look a little different?
Do I seem to have a certain… how do I say this…?
Jenny Say Kwawh???
My name is Pie Near Woman! I smell like money and I taste like butter. I can lactate whipping cream on demand. Anyone want a latte? Welcome to my Fantasy Foiblin' Frontier!