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Attention World!
Hello?
Anyone out there?
I said ATTENTION WORLD!!!!
Tap, tap, tap.
This thing on?
Pie Near Cooks! posts
Whoopsie!
Looks like ya’ll caught me making some Cherry Limeade in my slinky skivvies!
I am SO embarrased!
Geez! You all know how self conscious I am about my body.
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you at least seven hundred times before!
I AM SO SELF CONSCIOUS OF MY BODY!!!
When we last saw our heroine Pie Near, she was fearing for her life…
After unabashedly eating all the appetizers herself, Charlie destroyed the fig pizza.
Her cowgirl friends were now starving and she had not even one morsel of food to feed them.
Twenty WHOLE miles separated the ranch from grocery store sustenance!
And even then they would be left tragically basil-less!!
Would Pie Near find a way to feed her friends some girly grub?
Or were they quite simply…
Doomed?
Hi guys!
It’s Ree here!
Do I look a little different?
Do I seem to have a certain… how do I say this…?
Jenny Say Kwawh???
There’s really only one question to ask when making your man my recipe for Egg in a Hole.
And that question is…
How big of a hole does your man prefer???
Well fiddledee dee!
Look at me me meeee!
I’m Scarlett O’Hara!
Or is it Vivien Leigh?
Whichever!
Oh my goodness! Today I am so channelling Scarlett O’ Hara! Or is that Viven Leigh? I don’t even know! But I do know that I am feeling super southern! And nothing says southern to me like my Aunt Edna Mae’s escalloped cabbage surprise!
