Aunt Edna Mae’s Escalloped Cabbage Surprise!
Oh my goodness! Today I am so channelling Scarlett O’ Hara! Or is that Viven Leigh? I don’t even know! But I do know that I am feeling super southern! And nothing says southern to me like my Aunt Edna Mae’s escalloped cabbage surprise!
Now guys… this recipe calls for some Cheez Whiz! That’s right! I said CHEEZ WHIZ!
I know, I know. It’s a processed cheese product and that is SO NOT ME! But this recipe is life changing! So get over yourselves!
In honor of my budget readers, I bought some budget Cheez Whiz.
Because let’s face it folks, if you are seriously going to make this recipe you aren’t exactly a food snob are you.
Dump some cream of chicken soup into a bowl.
Make that BUDGET cream of chicken soup.
I am SO proleteriat today!
It must be the hat.
Now go ahead and add in your budget Cheez Whiz.
Plop, plop, plop!
So strangely iridescent!
This just has health written all over it!
Glug, glug, glug
I just couldn’t wait any longer!
Forgive me Vivien Leigh!
A jalapeno bangle!
Now go ahead and throw some jalapenos into the chickeny, cheezy, nectar of yum!
Are you drooling yet?
What about now?
That’s what I thought.
Bake at 350 degrees until your entire house begins to smell like an unwashed peasant.
This is such a downhome dish guys. I am literally filled with nostalgiaism… ish… ness.
Old timey goodness!
Just like the pilgrims!
Now find yourself a hungry cowboy!
Here comes the airplane!
As you can see, MM is not a huge fan of vegetables.
But I have my methods!
It may be hard to believe that a city girl such as I could overpower such a big strong virile cowboy like Marlboro Man, but my readers believe everything I tell them! Besides! As soon as MM walked into the kitchen and smelled this dish cooking, his knees buckled. After that it was just a matter of putting the extra girth I carry underneath my flowy tops to good use!
Eat the food Marlboro Man!
EAT THE FOOD!
Try my Aunt Edna Mae’s escalloped cabbage today!
Because vegetables are SO good for you!
And if you love your family, you will feed them right!
Even if it makes them hate you for it.