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What is Charlie Thinking???

Posted by Pie Near Woman

Seriously guys!

Who really gives a shit.

 

Did I really just type that outloud?

Oh my sweet Aunt Carol Sue what is wrong with me???

I guess it is all the stress and hubub from having the Novogratzwhositwhatsit at my house all weekend re-doing the girls’s brand new bedroom!  It was SO EXHAUSTING!  After several entire minutes of brainstorming we decided to go with an S and M bondage theme! I KNOW!  SUCH EDGY CUTENESS!  Plus the chained swinging beds were such a total bargain at only $3000,00 dollars a pop! LOVE YOU ANTHRO!!!  Especially when you consider all that wood and the custom work that went into making those chains!  Imagine trying to build one of those beds yourself!  IMPOSSIBLE!  But what I love the most is all the practical storage and the super useful tiny desks!  Not to mention the complete lack of nightstands!  Oh well!  My girls don’t read anyway!  Why would they ever need to??? Blah!

Oh my gosh I have such an incredibly blessed life!

Don’t you wish you were me!

Off to make some pepper gravy soup with dried blueberries!

Me!

Comments (talk about me please)

  • Reese Butterspoon

    Lawsie Mercy! Am I first????

  • Reese Butterspoon

    well, another “Right On” Post! LOL at the Nargowits HAHAHA. I tried to go to the link for the *GULP* $3,000 beds, but it didn’t go for me.

    I was hoping to see more of your gorgeous boney feet with those awful flat shoes, and darn it hoping you had polka dotted socks I could ahmmmm covet.

    Yes, really who gives a damn what Charlie is thinking, paleeeeze not again. Not Charlie again! I’m gonna have nightmares about that dog.

    Now someone needs to teach nitwit to sew something! Geeshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Reese Butterspoon

    Mmmmm, I can’t wait Pie, for that recipe for the gravy with the dried blackberries! Oh yum! I think my Gramma used to make that. Is it okay if I use frozen blackberries?

  • WTF? I knew Ree had a connection to those designers when they had a signing in Tulsa and she was fawning about it. C’mon, Tulsa’s a nice place and all–I used to live there. But it’s not a designer’s mecca. The PW blog has devolved into basset hounds, bullshit and bottom line profitability. What a crock.

  • poppy

    It looks as though Charlie is thinking that Waltoh is a fine piece of tenderloin.

    • Britt

      Hahahaha!! That was my first thought when I saw the homepage.

  • Ducksoop

    Take a quick peek at the link to the $3,000 beds–you have an extra “ht” in the http bit.

    In more pressing matters, Poppy you are hilarious!

    • susan

      Poppy! hilarious……!

  • fuctincalifornia

    Fuck me. I thought this was a riot and then I got to poppy’s comment and about pissed myself.

  • Sara

    $3000 for THOSE beds?!? My first thought when I saw them was, ‘How are the girls supposed to read in bed?’ Then I noticed there weren’t any books in the room, either. Shouldn’t have been surprised…

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