Caveman Pops!
Inside the Pie Near Woman
Getting Screwed Over By A Famous Blogger is an HONOR Goddammit!
My name is Pie Near Woman! I smell like money and I taste like butter. I can lactate whipping cream on demand. Anyone want a latte? Welcome to my Fantasy Foiblin' Frontier!
Pie Near Throws a Hissy Fit!
My Mint Green Chemise
The Marlboro Man Sandwich!!!
The Bread
Pesky Loves My Milky Way!
Help. Me. Rhonda. Am I first? Hells bells gotta go back and read the post!
It’ll take more than Rhonda to help me now. Ugggghhhhh, please pass the Pepto.
Pie Near (and by default, MM),
I have been silent on the topic for too long, but I admire and care about you too much to not educate you at this point. You cannot just eat sugar and salt and fat. You will get sick and die. It might taste good, but it is not good for you. There are all sorts of icky-ish diseases which are directly linked to excess of butter and sugar, namely diabetes, some forms of cancer, and heart disease.
I worry about you, Pie. And all those things that you wrote = a recipe for a happy life? No no no.
*Spending money* is the recipe for a happy life. Get it straight.
best,
MOV
yikes, I just went on Pioneer Whore’s site (I *swear* I was not cheating on you, beloved Pie Near!) and I found the inspiration for your post:
http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/2011/10/caveman-pops-aka-roasted-turkey-legs/
I thought you totally made this up. See what I mean about the silver platter? You will NEVER run out of things to parody. NEVER.
best,
MOV
oh my gawd. I was just talking to a co-worker about Queerso (spelling?) yesterday. Just love the perverse humor (humour) of Monte Python et al. I am at a computer as I write and cant view or hear the video but will watch later.
Wasn’t his name Creosote?
“Creosote is the portion of chemical products obtained by the distillation of a tar that remains heavier than water, notably useful for its anti-septic and preservative properties.”
Sounds like Edna Mae’s cabbage.
Mmmmmm…..YUM!
And dang this is just the worst cause I’m only #4 or #5 on the comment line. Poor me. This is soooo humbling and I think I totally deserve a badge or something. Does anyone feel my pain here?!
Shit #6. Even worse. Now I’m just pissed off.
That was just plain disgusting
Dearest Pie Near, how could you let Paula Deen beat you to butter flavored lip balm! Butter is your world, I’m so sad this happened.
http://newyork.grubstreet.com/2011/10/paula-deen-lip-balm.html
Damn her! I was just on the verge of announcing my own lip balm flavors! “Hiney Tingles” and “Boiled Butter Beef”!
miss copy cat Ree will be coming out with Charlie Frito red velvet lip balm next.
By the way where is Walter,? she hasn’t posted about him, not that I have checked her site.
yummy….butter, sugar and salt!
Pie Near- I will never match your genius, but read this anyway http://remnantofremnant.blogspot.com/2011/10/how-to-scramble-eggs.html
priests wife:
went to your site and is was very clever.
Also, does anyone recall when the real Ree – if there is a real Ree – a while back posted Pastor Dan’s recipes? She also had a post about when he and his family visited. wonder if they also got jaded by getting to know her – (NOT in the biblical sense)
It was Pastor Ryan (http://www.thisisreverb.com/), and I was wondering the same thing. I read his blog & they recently had another baby, but it’s been quite a long time since he’s posted on PW’s blog. I think he also had a few guest posts in the photography section.
I wonder if he had a falling out like some of her other past guests did….
yes, it was Ryan. damn I am having a bad day with names today.
Also, what about Deb of Smitten Kitchen? I know that were thick as thieves for a while.
Oh how cute they are by the lake, or pond or whatever that body of water is! LOL just so darn cute. Love the scene!
you forgot the deep fried butter! somehow I never got around to eating any of that at the fair.
YUK! that guy ! and we all wonder why her kids are sick a lot!
Love ya Pie Near!
It is rather disturbing how MM is sinking in the quicksand by the ocean there. Is this a glimpse of your honeymoon in Australia?
LOL!
OMG, Kait, there is an ocean in Oklahoma?
OMG!!! Pie Near, do you laugh your considerable ass off when you hear someone say something is “waaaaafer thin”? Apparently, Alton Brown and Jamie Oliver are both Monty Python fans. lol
Did anyone see the photo of REEject on Food Network Humor where they photoshopped her face on a half-nekkid, morbidly obese body? That is the face that I saw when Creosote exploded. Bombs away, Ree!