Killer Krispy Kremes!!!
As a winner of multiple cooking awards, and parenting awards and the author of a best selling cookbook, and the mother to four spirited children who rise at the crack of dawn everyday to help their daddy shell lambs, I feel an almost crushing responsibility to be the best mother I can possibly be.
And that’s why I serve my family Krispy Kreme Donuts!
It’s what every child that has been laboring since the break of day in over a hundred degree heat should have for breakfast!
Here’s how I make Krispy Kremes for my family…
Take a knife and slit open the package.
(Please be careful not to gut yourself!)
Place the Krispy Kremes on a cookie sheet.
But not this way silly!
Spread them out like this!
And bake them at 300 degrees for ten minutes.
But why Ree? You may be asking me right now.
Why do we have to bake the Krispy Kremes? They are already baked. Why should we bake them again?
And here is my answer…
It’s the right thing to do.
Here are the donuts at five minutes in a 300 degree oven.
And here they are fresh out of the oven in ten minutes!
Who wants to suck on these until the doctor cuts off all their toes from sugar diabetes?
Please form an orderly line and pray…
Pray that there will still be one left when you get here.
Now place them in a large metal bowl and carry them out to the troops!
They are gonna love you for this!!!
Look at my boy run!
Why is he running?
Can you guess?
He can’t wait to have a warm Krispy Kreme with his mama!
Just look at him go!
Mama is over here!
She’s behind you son!
You are going the wrong way!!
I’ve got a warm Krispy Kreme for you!
Mama has a yummily dummily just for you!
Come back to me!
Come back to your mama!
Come to your mama!
RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!
I have a warm Krispy Kreme for you!
It is yummily and it is dummily!
I made it just fer yooooooooooo!!!!!
I got him!
Mama got her boy and she will never let him go!
Never, ever, ever, ever, EVER!
I think I earned my parenting award today!
Over and Out,
This recipe was also tested and inspired by Binko.